But I'm only telling one, and it goes like this:
Me: Knock-knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
You: Interrupting cow wh...
Me: Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.
Okay, one more. This one came from Woody Allen in Annie Hall. You probably remember it.
Two women are having lunch together in a restaurant.
Me: Knock-knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
You: Interrupting cow wh...
Me: Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.
Okay, one more. This one came from Woody Allen in Annie Hall. You probably remember it.
Two women are having lunch together in a restaurant.
The first one says: God, the food here is awful!
And the other one says: Yeah, I know. And such small portions!
Okay. Your turn.
Claud
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why such a long face?".
Ba dum bum! Thank you, i'll be here all night...
The herpetologist and amphibian expert walks into a bar and exclaims: "Hey, everybody, meet my new pet!"
"What's your pet's name?" everyone asks.
"It's tiny," the herpetologist says.
"Why's it tiny?" they ask.
"Because it's my newt.....!" (naturalist joke!)
Funny, funny, funny!! Thanks guys!!!
question: Why aren't there very many deer in the northwoods anymore?
answer: Because the does won't do it for a buck anymore.
lololol Anita
We're all adults more than 18 here, so let's go:
What did the bra say to the top hat?
You go on a head, these two things are holding me up?
ok, voted funniest joke of 2000 (i think)...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson are camping in the woods. After a long discussion on a difficult case, they retire for the night. Around about 3:00 am Holmes abruptly awakens Watson. "Watson !! Tell me what you see!!". Watson, not wanting to appear incompetent, thinks long and hard...
" I see a million stars and the galaxies beyond them. I see the future of humanity and the light of hope. That is what I see."
Holmes replied, " Watson you idiot, someone stole our tent !!"
a little law enforcement humor...
Lena and Oley Joke.........
"Say, Lena, I was ice fishing dair all day in northern Minn., so I asked someone if that's a problem?"
"Is it?"
Oley said: "No, but they said too much sitting during the winter can cause Polar-roids......" bada bum....
Hi Debra! Glad you joined us. If you have trouble commenting just email any of us (excepy Laurel) and we'll help you out.
Laurel - you know I love you...
oops - I spelled except wrong!
Did you hear they opened a strip club in Saudi Arabia...it features full facial nudity !
Hey Bebe! Introduce yourself, my dear!
I not from SHS, but I knew many of you from the hood. I'm Bebe Zien. Claud told me about this site. Hi!
Okay excepy Peggy! You are a very funny girl!
Bebe - is that really you? You were the topic of conversation the other day. If you get a chance, send me an email - I would love to catch up.
Hey !! Be it Bebe! Great to hear from you! Long time no see! Let us know what's new with you. Glad to have you on the blog. Do remember me? ( Hope you liked the pic). Love G
Married people's joke #1:
The other day, I walked into our bedroom to find my wife standing naked in front of the full length mirror. She notices me, turns, and says, "Honey, I'm feeling down...look at me...my hair is turning grey, my boobs and butt are sagging to the floor, I've gained too many pounds over the years. I don't look anything like the woman you first met and married...please tell me something positive to make me feel better!"
My reply: "Well, at least your eyes haven't failed you, yet!"
Crkside
are your eyes Ok?
Ha! who the hell knows !!! Thank you very much! If you can see this C O N S I D E R Y O U R S E L F L U C K E Y !!!!!
Hi Greta,
Of course I remember you. I saw the pic and I recognized you right away...You look great! I'm in Baltimore, I have 5 glorious children (1 married)...life marches on. Oh Claud and Peggy, Liz Lunsford just contacted me out of the blue. This business of going down memory lane seems to be catchy.
Bebe!!! It's great to hear from you ! I always loved your sense of humor. I'm glad to hear that you have passed on your genes to the future,you are always a wonderful memory of my past- thanks Claud for connecting me! & Bebe you're GREAT!!! Love Greta
Mitch always comes up with the funniest jokes!
What did your wife say when you told her that?
Yeah, Mitch -- what'd your wife have to say about that joke. Not that your hitting any nerves in any of us, of course! :/
Moo Moo Moo.
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